Anyone see the Wendys commercial for "the 99 Lincolns"?
It starts with a speaker wearing a red Wendy's wig speaking to an audience of 99 men dressed as Lincoln and saying something along the lines of, "you Lincolns have been tossed into drawers carelessly, left in couches without a second thought, ignored and unappreciated, but we at Wendys appreciate you!" and then the commercial goes on about the new 99¢ hamburger.
(Those 99 Lincolns would be well appreciated on this forum, especially if they were dated 1981 or earlier. )