Welcome to the forum Harper. That is funny. Seems to me cash is always faster at the checkout. I hate it when someone in front of me uses a card to buy lunch (6-7FRN's) and pays by card. I've gotta sit and wait for the transaction to clear, them to sign etc. With cash I'm done in 5 seconds.
Baaaaah, baaaaah..........
"Educate and inform the whole mass of the people... They are the only sure reliance for the preservation of our liberty." Thomas Jefferson
Haha, I remember seeing that on TV (that I no longer watch). Cash is king, bee-chiz.
And he that hath lyberte ought to kepe hit wel / For nothyng is better than lyberte / For lyberte shold not be wel sold for alle the gold and syluer of all the world. -Caxton's edition of Aesop's Fables, 1484