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beauanderos
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Posted - 12/30/2009 :  14:40:17  Show Profile Send beauanderos a Private Message
So we'll have something to comment on tomorrow night, everyone add one line to the story, who knows where it will go?

Sources confirm today that Ben Bernanke, Chairman of the Fed, is missing. Expected to testify before Congress on the stability of the dollar, his absence is disconcerting to close friends. "That's not like him," stated Tim Geithner,"just to disappear like this..."

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oober
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Posted - 12/30/2009 :  21:25:32  Show Profile Send oober a Private Message
Sources confirm today that Ben Bernanke, Chairman of the Fed, is missing. Expected to testify before Congress on the stability of the dollar, his absence is disconcerting to close friends. "That's not like him," stated Tim Geithner,"just to disappear like this. Ever since he quit the carny life, Helicopter Ben has dedicated himself to....
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wolvesdad
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Posted - 12/30/2009 :  22:14:40  Show Profile Send wolvesdad a Private Message
Sources confirm today that Ben Bernanke, Chairman of the Fed, is missing. Expected to testify before Congress on the stability of the dollar, his absence is disconcerting to close friends. "That's not like him," stated Tim Geithner,"just to disappear like this. Ever since he quit the carny life, Helicopter Ben has dedicated himself to serving every evil plot and whim of the world shadow governmend.d.ddd.... dedicated himself to serving the American people!!"

Meanwhile, Ben searches desperately to find the traveling circus he loved so dearly. Unbeknownst to him, a recent MRI scan had deactivated the mind control chip which had been inserted 9 years prior.

"May your percentages ever increase!"
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oober
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USA
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Posted - 12/30/2009 :  23:22:10  Show Profile Send oober a Private Message
Sources confirm today that Ben Bernanke, Chairman of the Fed, is missing. Expected to testify before Congress on the stability of the dollar, his absence is disconcerting to close friends. "That's not like him," stated Tim Geithner,"just to disappear like this. Ever since he quit the carny life, Helicopter Ben has dedicated himself to serving every evil plot and whim of the world shadow governmend.d.ddd.... dedicated himself to serving the American people!!"

Meanwhile, Ben searches desperately to find the traveling circus he loved so dearly. Unbeknownst to him, a recent MRI scan had deactivated the mind control chip which had been inserted 9 years prior.With a thumb and a smile Ben flags down an RV on the famous route 66. the door opens and to his amazement he finds Brett Favre road tripping with John Madden. Brett still waining on his decision to road trip asks Ben " Uh, need a ride? " Ben replies, " Sure where are you headed? I am looking for the Oompla Loompa carnival."
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JerrySpringer
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Posted - 12/30/2009 :  23:46:51  Show Profile Send JerrySpringer a Private Message
Sources confirm today that Ben Bernanke, Chairman of the Fed, is missing. Expected to testify before Congress on the stability of the dollar, his absence is disconcerting to close friends. "That's not like him," stated Tim Geithner,"just to disappear like this. Ever since he quit the carny life, Helicopter Ben has dedicated himself to serving every evil plot and whim of the world shadow governmend.d.ddd.... dedicated himself to serving the American people!!"

Meanwhile, Ben searches desperately to find the traveling circus he loved so dearly. Unbeknownst to him, a recent MRI scan had deactivated the mind control chip which had been inserted 9 years prior.With a thumb and a smile Ben flags down an RV on the famous route 66. the door opens and to his amazement he finds Brett Favre road tripping with John Madden. Brett still waining on his decision to road trip asks Ben " Uh, need a ride? " Ben replies, " Sure where are you headed? I am looking for the Oompla Loompa carnival." John Madden speaks up and says "We have this new type of Garmin device that picks a place for us to go to and directs us there. It has given us the directions for Area 53".
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redneck
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Posted - 12/31/2009 :  01:32:53  Show Profile Send redneck a Private Message
"We have this new type of Garmin device that picks a place for us to go to and directs us there. It has given us the directions for Area 53".

I know,I know,said Madden, it's not the super secret UFO skunk works project location known as Area 51. But, we'll be close enough that if you squint your eyes real hard, you'll see....
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Delawhere Jack
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USA
1680 Posts

Posted - 12/31/2009 :  17:54:27  Show Profile Send Delawhere Jack a Private Message
"We have this new type of Garmin device that picks a place for us to go to and directs us there. It has given us the directions for Area 53".

"I know,I know,said Madden, it's not the super secret UFO skunk works project location known as Area 51. But, we'll be close enough that if you squint your eyes real hard, you'll see the village of the lizard people, you know, like from that TV show "V". Oh, they're for real all right, most of them work in DC, but some have been famous football players too.. like Joe Namath, Fran Tarkenton, Dion Sanders and..."


"Educate and inform the whole mass of the people... They are the only sure reliance for the preservation of our liberty." Thomas Jefferson


Edited by - Delawhere Jack on 12/31/2009 17:55:26
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Market Harmony
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USA
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Posted - 12/31/2009 :  18:18:15  Show Profile Send Market Harmony a Private Message
Sources confirm today that Ben Bernanke, Chairman of the Fed, is missing. Expected to testify before Congress on the stability of the dollar, his absence is disconcerting to close friends. "That's not like him," stated Tim Geithner,"just to disappear like this. Ever since he quit the carny life, Helicopter Ben has dedicated himself to serving every evil plot and whim of the world shadow governmend.d.ddd.... dedicated himself to serving the American people!!"

Meanwhile, Ben searches desperately to find the traveling circus he loved so dearly. Unbeknownst to him, a recent MRI scan had deactivated the mind control chip which had been inserted 9 years prior. With a thumb and a smile Ben flags down an RV on the famous route 66. The door opens and to his amazement he finds Brett Favre road tripping with John Madden.

Brett, still waining on his decision to road trip, asks Ben, "Uh, need a ride?"

Ben replies, "Sure where are you headed? I am looking for the Oompla Loompa carnival."

John Madden speaks up and says, "We have this new type of Garmin device that picks a place for us to go to and directs us there. It has given us the directions for Area 53".

"I know, I know," said Madden, "it's not the super secret UFO skunk works project location known as Area 51. But, we'll be close enough that if you squint your eyes real hard, you'll see the village of the lizard people. You know, like from that TV show "V". Oh, they're for real all right, most of them work in DC. But, some have been famous football players too.. like Joe Namath, Fran Tarkenton, Dion Sanders and even Brett here, he's one too, and I'm trying to get him home."

Ben is dumbfounded. It's not because Brett Favre is standing in front of him, or that he is an alien. Brett can, afterall, throw a football 120 yards under water. Instead, Ben is awestruck at the sight of a chart of the money supply throughout the last 50 years that he can see on CNBC over John's shoulder. He pushes John and Brett aside, rushes up to the screen and exclaims, "...

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oober
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USA
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Posted - 12/31/2009 :  21:29:34  Show Profile Send oober a Private Message
Sources confirm today that Ben Bernanke, Chairman of the Fed, is missing. Expected to testify before Congress on the stability of the dollar, his absence is disconcerting to close friends. "That's not like him," stated Tim Geithner,"just to disappear like this. Ever since he quit the carny life, Helicopter Ben has dedicated himself to serving every evil plot and whim of the world shadow governmend.d.ddd.... dedicated himself to serving the American people!!"

Meanwhile, Ben searches desperately to find the traveling circus he loved so dearly. Unbeknownst to him, a recent MRI scan had deactivated the mind control chip which had been inserted 9 years prior. With a thumb and a smile Ben flags down an RV on the famous route 66. The door opens and to his amazement he finds Brett Favre road tripping with John Madden.

Brett, still waining on his decision to road trip, asks Ben, "Uh, need a ride?"

Ben replies, "Sure where are you headed? I am looking for the Oompla Loompa carnival."

John Madden speaks up and says, "We have this new type of Garmin device that picks a place for us to go to and directs us there. It has given us the directions for Area 53".

"I know, I know," said Madden, "it's not the super secret UFO skunk works project location known as Area 51. But, we'll be close enough that if you squint your eyes real hard, you'll see the village of the lizard people. You know, like from that TV show "V". Oh, they're for real all right, most of them work in DC. But, some have been famous football players too.. like Joe Namath, Fran Tarkenton, Dion Sanders and even Brett here, he's one too, and I'm trying to get him home."

Ben is dumbfounded. It's not because Brett Favre is standing in front of him, or that he is an alien. Brett can, afterall, throw a football 120 yards under water. Instead, Ben is awestruck at the sight of a chart of the money supply throughout the last 50 years that he can see on CNBC over John's shoulder. He pushes John and Brett aside, rushes up to the screen and exclaims, "What is this? A line that goes up and down, but now it seems to just go up."
John being the guy with all the explainations grabs his magic pen and proceeds to draw X X X, O O O on opposite sides of the rising line and in only how he can explain begins to...
"Well...."
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Delawhere Jack
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USA
1680 Posts

Posted - 12/31/2009 :  21:50:10  Show Profile Send Delawhere Jack a Private Message
Sources confirm today that Ben Bernanke, Chairman of the Fed, is missing. Expected to testify before Congress on the stability of the dollar, his absence is disconcerting to close friends. "That's not like him," stated Tim Geithner,"just to disappear like this. Ever since he quit the carny life, Helicopter Ben has dedicated himself to serving every evil plot and whim of the world shadow governmend.d.ddd.... dedicated himself to serving the American people!!"

Meanwhile, Ben searches desperately to find the traveling circus he loved so dearly. Unbeknownst to him, a recent MRI scan had deactivated the mind control chip which had been inserted 9 years prior. With a thumb and a smile Ben flags down an RV on the famous route 66. The door opens and to his amazement he finds Brett Favre road tripping with John Madden.

Brett, still waining on his decision to road trip, asks Ben, "Uh, need a ride?"

Ben replies, "Sure where are you headed? I am looking for the Oompla Loompa carnival."

John Madden speaks up and says, "We have this new type of Garmin device that picks a place for us to go to and directs us there. It has given us the directions for Area 53".

"I know, I know," said Madden, "it's not the super secret UFO skunk works project location known as Area 51. But, we'll be close enough that if you squint your eyes real hard, you'll see the village of the lizard people. You know, like from that TV show "V". Oh, they're for real all right, most of them work in DC. But, some have been famous football players too.. like Joe Namath, Fran Tarkenton, Dion Sanders and even Brett here, he's one too, and I'm trying to get him home."

Ben is dumbfounded. It's not because Brett Favre is standing in front of him, or that he is an alien. Brett can, afterall, throw a football 120 yards under water. Instead, Ben is awestruck at the sight of a chart of the money supply throughout the last 50 years that he can see on CNBC over John's shoulder. He pushes John and Brett aside, rushes up to the screen and exclaims, "What is this? A line that goes up and down, but now it seems to just go up."
John being the guy with all the explainations grabs his magic pen and proceeds to draw X X X, O O O on opposite sides of the rising line and in only how he can explain begins to...


(A silence befalls the bus, as the bright light of truth enshrouds John Madden. The affable big oaf that we've all come to enjoy for his off the wall commentary is indeed more than that, as we shall soon learn...).

"Well..., on the one side here, you've got the Keynesians', they're the lizard people that Brett and I are going to see.. they're the X's. On the other side are the O's. Now the O's, now they represent the wisdom of the ages for mankind, ya see, they're made up mostly of a group we call the Austrian School. Now ya see, this battle has been going on for a long time, a lot longer than 60 minutes in fact, and the sad fact is...."


"Educate and inform the whole mass of the people... They are the only sure reliance for the preservation of our liberty." Thomas Jefferson


Edited by - Delawhere Jack on 12/31/2009 21:58:30
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Market Harmony
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USA
1274 Posts

Posted - 01/01/2010 :  11:06:57  Show Profile Send Market Harmony a Private Message
Sources confirm today that Ben Bernanke, Chairman of the Fed, is missing. Expected to testify before Congress on the stability of the dollar, his absence is disconcerting to close friends. "That's not like him," stated Tim Geithner,"just to disappear like this. Ever since he quit the carny life, Helicopter Ben has dedicated himself to serving every evil plot and whim of the world shadow governmend.d.ddd.... dedicated himself to serving the American people!!"

Meanwhile, Ben searches desperately to find the traveling circus he loved so dearly. Unbeknownst to him, a recent MRI scan had deactivated the mind control chip which had been inserted 9 years prior. With a thumb and a smile Ben flags down an RV on the famous route 66. The door opens and to his amazement he finds Brett Favre road tripping with John Madden.

Brett, still waining on his decision to road trip, asks Ben, "Uh, need a ride?"

Ben replies, "Sure where are you headed? I am looking for the Oompla Loompa carnival."

John Madden speaks up and says, "We have this new type of Garmin device that picks a place for us to go to and directs us there. It has given us the directions for Area 53".

"I know, I know," said Madden, "it's not the super secret UFO skunk works project location known as Area 51. But, we'll be close enough that if you squint your eyes real hard, you'll see the village of the lizard people. You know, like from that TV show "V". Oh, they're for real all right, most of them work in DC. But, some have been famous football players too.. like Joe Namath, Fran Tarkenton, Dion Sanders and even Brett here, he's one too, and I'm trying to get him home."

Ben is dumbfounded. It's not because Brett Favre is standing in front of him, or that he is an alien. Brett can, afterall, throw a football 120 yards under water. Instead, Ben is awestruck at the sight of a chart of the money supply throughout the last 50 years that he can see on CNBC over John's shoulder. He pushes John and Brett aside, rushes up to the screen and exclaims, "What is this? A line that goes up and down, but now it seems to just go up."
John being the guy with all the explainations grabs his magic pen and proceeds to draw X X X, O O O on opposite sides of the rising line and in only how he can explain begins to...


(A silence befalls the bus, as the bright light of truth enshrouds John Madden. The affable big oaf that we've all come to enjoy for his off the wall commentary is indeed more than that, as we shall soon learn...).

"Well..., on the one side here, you've got the Keynesians', they're the lizard people that Brett and I are going to see.. they're the X's. On the other side are the O's. Now the O's, now they represent the wisdom of the ages for mankind, ya see, they're made up mostly of a group we call the Austrian School. Now ya see, this battle has been going on for a long time, a lot longer than 60 minutes in fact, and the sad fact is that this game is being played on X's field, so the crowd is really cheering them on."

Ben's head is spinning. He's trying to interpret Madden's metaphor. "So, who is responsible for this huge spike in money supply?"

Brett chimes in, "Hey buddy, don't you remember, you work for us. You're the figurehead who has picked up where Greenspan left off. Our agenda is your action. Your action is the chart you see."

The chip in Ben's head gets a brief spark and FED speeches run through his head in a split second. That's when the RV comes to a crashing stop...

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Market Harmony
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USA
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Posted - 01/01/2010 :  21:17:50  Show Profile Send Market Harmony a Private Message
Sources confirm today that Ben Bernanke, Chairman of the Fed, is missing. Expected to testify before Congress on the stability of the dollar, his absence is disconcerting to close friends. "That's not like him," stated Tim Geithner,"just to disappear like this. Ever since he quit the carny life, Helicopter Ben has dedicated himself to serving every evil plot and whim of the world shadow governmend.d.ddd.... dedicated himself to serving the American people!!"

Meanwhile, Ben searches desperately to find the traveling circus he loved so dearly. Unbeknownst to him, a recent MRI scan had deactivated the mind control chip which had been inserted 9 years prior. With a thumb and a smile Ben flags down an RV on the famous route 66. The door opens and to his amazement he finds Brett Favre road tripping with John Madden.

Brett, still waining on his decision to road trip, asks Ben, "Uh, need a ride?"

Ben replies, "Sure where are you headed? I am looking for the Oompla Loompa carnival."

John Madden speaks up and says, "We have this new type of Garmin device that picks a place for us to go to and directs us there. It has given us the directions for Area 53".

"I know, I know," said Madden, "it's not the super secret UFO skunk works project location known as Area 51. But, we'll be close enough that if you squint your eyes real hard, you'll see the village of the lizard people. You know, like from that TV show "V". Oh, they're for real all right, most of them work in DC. But, some have been famous football players too.. like Joe Namath, Fran Tarkenton, Dion Sanders and even Brett here, he's one too, and I'm trying to get him home."

Ben is dumbfounded. It's not because Brett Favre is standing in front of him, or that he is an alien. Brett can, afterall, throw a football 120 yards under water. Instead, Ben is awestruck at the sight of a chart of the money supply throughout the last 50 years that he can see on CNBC over John's shoulder. He pushes John and Brett aside, rushes up to the screen and exclaims, "What is this? A line that goes up and down, but now it seems to just go up."
John being the guy with all the explainations grabs his magic pen and proceeds to draw X X X, O O O on opposite sides of the rising line and in only how he can explain begins to...


(A silence befalls the bus, as the bright light of truth enshrouds John Madden. The affable big oaf that we've all come to enjoy for his off the wall commentary is indeed more than that, as we shall soon learn...).

"Well..., on the one side here, you've got the Keynesians', they're the lizard people that Brett and I are going to see.. they're the X's. On the other side are the O's. Now the O's, now they represent the wisdom of the ages for mankind, ya see, they're made up mostly of a group we call the Austrian School. Now ya see, this battle has been going on for a long time, a lot longer than 60 minutes in fact, and the sad fact is that this game is being played on X's field, so the crowd is really cheering them on."

Ben's head is spinning. He's trying to interpret Madden's metaphor. "So, who is responsible for this huge spike in money supply?"

Brett chimes in, "Hey buddy, don't you remember, you work for us. You're the figurehead who has picked up where Greenspan left off. Our agenda is your action. Your action is the chart you see."

The chip in Ben's head gets a brief spark and FED speeches run through his head in a split second. That's when the RV comes to a crashing stop.

A wild band of carnies surround the smoking RV and begin to stuff cotton candy and carmel apples into the wheel wells. The driver is slumped over the steering wheel and the horn is blaring. A chuck-a-luck trailer turned sideways, pulled by a dark green 1978 F150 with tinted windows is the cause of the sudden disruption. A pounding fist at the side door can be heard over the horn...

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wolvesdad
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USA
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Posted - 01/01/2010 :  21:25:10  Show Profile Send wolvesdad a Private Message
(A silence befalls the bus, as the bright light of truth enshrouds John Madden. The affable big oaf that we've all come to enjoy for his off the wall commentary is indeed more than that, as we shall soon learn...).

"Well..., on the one side here, you've got the Keynesians', they're the lizard people that Brett and I are going to see.. they're the X's. On the other side are the O's. Now the O's, now they represent the wisdom of the ages for mankind, ya see, they're made up mostly of a group we call the Austrian School. Now ya see, this battle has been going on for a long time, a lot longer than 60 minutes in fact, and the sad fact is that this game is being played on X's field, so the crowd is really cheering them on."

Ben's head is spinning. He's trying to interpret Madden's metaphor. "So, who is responsible for this huge spike in money supply?"

Brett chimes in, "Hey buddy, don't you remember, you work for us. You're the figurehead who has picked up where Greenspan left off. Our agenda is your action. Your action is the chart you see."

The chip in Ben's head gets a brief spark and FED speeches run through his head in a split second. That's when the RV comes to a crashing stop.

A wild band of carnies surround the smoking RV and begin to stuff cotton candy and carmel apples into the wheel wells. The driver is slumped over the steering wheel and the horn is blaring. A chuck-a-luck trailer turned sideways, pulled by a dark green 1978 F150 with tinted windows is the cause of the sudden disruption.

A pounding fist at the side door can be heard over the horn as a the mob begins to shout, "Give us Beatnik Ben, he owes us money! He must pay, he must pay, He must pay!"

Brett reaches under the mattress and hands Ben a celophane wrapped brick of 100 dollar bills, "Here, we just printed these yesterday......

"May your percentages ever increase!"

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Market Harmony
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USA
1274 Posts

Posted - 01/01/2010 :  21:44:15  Show Profile Send Market Harmony a Private Message
Sources confirm today that Ben Bernanke, Chairman of the Fed, is missing. Expected to testify before Congress on the stability of the dollar, his absence is disconcerting to close friends. "That's not like him," stated Tim Geithner,"just to disappear like this. Ever since he quit the carny life, Helicopter Ben has dedicated himself to serving every evil plot and whim of the world shadow governmend.d.ddd.... dedicated himself to serving the American people!!"

Meanwhile, Ben searches desperately to find the traveling circus he loved so dearly. Unbeknownst to him, a recent MRI scan had deactivated the mind control chip which had been inserted 9 years prior. With a thumb and a smile Ben flags down an RV on the famous route 66. The door opens and to his amazement he finds Brett Favre road tripping with John Madden.

Brett, still waining on his decision to road trip, asks Ben, "Uh, need a ride?"

Ben replies, "Sure where are you headed? I am looking for the Oompla Loompa carnival."

John Madden speaks up and says, "We have this new type of Garmin device that picks a place for us to go to and directs us there. It has given us the directions for Area 53".

"I know, I know," said Madden, "it's not the super secret UFO skunk works project location known as Area 51. But, we'll be close enough that if you squint your eyes real hard, you'll see the village of the lizard people. You know, like from that TV show "V". Oh, they're for real all right, most of them work in DC. But, some have been famous football players too.. like Joe Namath, Fran Tarkenton, Dion Sanders and even Brett here, he's one too, and I'm trying to get him home."

Ben is dumbfounded. It's not because Brett Favre is standing in front of him, or that he is an alien. Brett can, afterall, throw a football 120 yards under water. Instead, Ben is awestruck at the sight of a chart of the money supply throughout the last 50 years that he can see on CNBC over John's shoulder. He pushes John and Brett aside, rushes up to the screen and exclaims, "What is this? A line that goes up and down, but now it seems to just go up."
John being the guy with all the explainations grabs his magic pen and proceeds to draw X X X, O O O on opposite sides of the rising line and in only how he can explain begins to...

A silence befalls the bus, as the bright light of truth enshrouds John Madden. The affable big oaf that we've all come to enjoy for his off the wall commentary is indeed more than that, as we shall soon learn...).

"Well..., on the one side here, you've got the Keynesians', they're the lizard people that Brett and I are going to see.. they're the X's. On the other side are the O's. Now the O's, now they represent the wisdom of the ages for mankind, ya see, they're made up mostly of a group we call the Austrian School. Now ya see, this battle has been going on for a long time, a lot longer than 60 minutes in fact, and the sad fact is that this game is being played on X's field, so the crowd is really cheering them on."

Ben's head is spinning. He's trying to interpret Madden's metaphor. "So, who is responsible for this huge spike in money supply?"

Brett chimes in, "Hey buddy, don't you remember, you work for us. You're the figurehead who has picked up where Greenspan left off. Our agenda is your action. Your action is the chart you see."

The chip in Ben's head gets a brief spark and FED speeches run through his head in a split second. That's when the RV comes to a crashing stop.

A wild band of carnies surround the smoking RV and begin to stuff cotton candy and carmel apples into the wheel wells. The driver is slumped over the steering wheel and the horn is blaring. A chuck-a-luck trailer turned sideways, pulled by a dark green 1978 F150 with tinted windows is the cause of the sudden disruption.

A pounding fist at the side door can be heard over the horn as a the mob begins to shout, "Give us Beatnik Ben, he owes us money! He must pay, he must pay, He must pay!"

Brett reaches under the mattress and hands Ben a celophane wrapped brick of 100 dollar bills, "Here, we just printed these yesterday, throw that out the window and get these carnies away from us."

Ben grabs the bundle and cracks the window. As he pokes his head out an egg splatters his face. He ducks inside and tosses the brick of cash out the window. It quickly comes right back at the RV, but it's on fire this time.

The crowd of carnies are yelling, "We don't want this funny money, you've got to pay us with...

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Copper Catcher
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Posted - 01/01/2010 :  21:48:00  Show Profile Send Copper Catcher a Private Message
Suddenly four CIA team members land an invisible aircraft and quickly whisk Ben away back to go before the Senate Banking Commission to explain to Ron Paul why Fannie and Freddie have no cap to the amount of underwater mortgages they can buy, and why over 1000 banks will be declared insolvent in 2010, and why Fort Knox has no good deliver gold bars as well as why five major banks are allowed to fix the price of precious metals.
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wolvesdad
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Posted - 01/02/2010 :  20:34:03  Show Profile Send wolvesdad a Private Message
wow Copper Catcher, that's quite an ending to the story!!

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