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beauanderos
1000+ Penny Miser Member
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 Posted - 12/30/2009 : 14:35:33
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So we'll have something to comment on tomorrow night, everyone add one line to the story, who knows where it will go? 
I got home from the credit union with a smile on my face. One of the rolls of nickels had a buffalo on the end. But, oh my god, what is that? There's something alive in there!
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Hoard now and hold on!
http://coppermillions.blogspot.com/
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cecropia_moth
Penny Pincher Member
USA
222 Posts |
Posted - 12/30/2009 : 16:55:54
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| I got home from the credit union with a smile on my face. One of the rolls of nickels had a buffalo on the end. But, oh my god, what is that? There's something alive in there! The banging around on the sides of the bag that the rolls are in is LOUD...I carefully peek inside the bag and there is a huge brown moth fluttering around in there. This thing must have at least a six-inch wingspan!!! What is it...what am I to do??? |
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beauanderos
1000+ Penny Miser Member
USA
2408 Posts |
Posted - 12/30/2009 : 18:31:40
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| I got home from the credit union with a smile on my face. One of the rolls of nickels had a buffalo on the end. But, oh my god, what is that? There's something alive in there! The banging around on the sides of the bag that the rolls are in is LOUD...I carefully peek inside the bag and there is a huge brown moth fluttering around in there. This thing must have at least a six-inch wingspan!!! What is it...what am I to do??? Quickly, I grabbed for a can of Raid, and sprayed the creature. It wasn't a moth after all, it was a Indonesian Vampire Bat, and now it was lunging at me. Apparently, the Raid had done little more than infuriate it. It got out of the bag... |
Hoard now and hold on!
http://coppermillions.blogspot.com/
http://wherewillyoubein2012.blogspot.com/ |
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oober
1000+ Penny Miser Member
USA
1304 Posts |
Posted - 12/30/2009 : 18:44:30
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I got home from the credit union with a smile on my face. One of the rolls of nickels had a buffalo on the end. But, oh my god, what is that? There's something alive in there! The banging around on the sides of the bag that the rolls are in is LOUD...
I carefully peek inside the bag and there is a huge brown moth fluttering around in there. This thing must have at least a six-inch wingspan!!! What is it...what am I to do??? Quickly, I grabbed for a can of Raid, and sprayed the creature.
It wasn't a moth after all, it was a Indonesian Vampire Bat, and now it was lunging at me. Apparently, the Raid had done little more than infuriate it. It got out of the bag and flew into the running submarine engine I was modifying for my trip to Atlantis.
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thogey
1000+ Penny Miser Member
USA
1617 Posts |
Posted - 12/30/2009 : 19:07:32
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Come to the new and improved realcent: http://realcent.org
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Market Harmony
1000+ Penny Miser Member
USA
1274 Posts |
Posted - 12/30/2009 : 19:09:45
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I got home from the credit union with a smile on my face. One of the rolls of nickels had a buffalo on the end. But, oh my god, what is that? There's something alive in there! The banging around on the sides of the bag that the rolls are in is LOUD...
I carefully peek inside the bag and there is a huge brown moth fluttering around in there. This thing must have at least a six-inch wingspan!!! What is it...what am I to do??? Quickly, I grabbed for a can of Raid, and sprayed the creature.
It wasn't a moth after all, it was a Indonesian Vampire Bat, and now it was lunging at me. Apparently, the Raid had done little more than infuriate it. It got out of the bag and flew into the running submarine engine I was modifying for my trip to Atlantis. I grabbed the nearest weapon available- the bag of nickels, and went after the bat before it sucked the engine's blood. |
goto the new and improved realcent: http://realcent.org |
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thogey
1000+ Penny Miser Member
USA
1617 Posts |
Posted - 12/30/2009 : 19:18:05
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got home from the credit union with a smile on my face. One of the rolls of nickels had a buffalo on the end. But, oh my god, what is that? There's something alive in there! The banging around on the sides of the bag that the rolls are in is LOUD...
I carefully peek inside the bag and there is a huge brown moth fluttering around in there. This thing must have at least a six-inch wingspan!!! What is it...what am I to do??? Quickly, I grabbed for a can of Raid, and sprayed the creature.
It wasn't a moth after all, it was a Indonesian Vampire Bat, and now it was lunging at me. Apparently, the Raid had done little more than infuriate it. It got out of the bag and flew into the running submarine engine I was modifying for my trip to Atlantis. I grabbed the nearest weapon available- the bag of nickels, and went after the bat before it sucked the engine's blood.
Fortunatly the engine was unharmed, but the sewage bilge pump was destroyed by the loose nickels. |
Come to the new and improved realcent: http://realcent.org
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oober
1000+ Penny Miser Member
USA
1304 Posts |
Posted - 12/30/2009 : 21:14:19
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got home from the credit union with a smile on my face. One of the rolls of nickels had a buffalo on the end. But, oh my god, what is that? There's something alive in there! The banging around on the sides of the bag that the rolls are in is LOUD...
I carefully peek inside the bag and there is a huge brown moth fluttering around in there. This thing must have at least a six-inch wingspan!!! What is it...what am I to do??? Quickly, I grabbed for a can of Raid, and sprayed the creature.
It wasn't a moth after all, it was a Indonesian Vampire Bat, and now it was lunging at me. Apparently, the Raid had done little more than infuriate it. It got out of the bag and flew into the running submarine engine I was modifying for my trip to Atlantis. I grabbed the nearest weapon available- the bag of nickels, and went after the bat before it sucked the engine's blood.
Fortunatly the engine was unharmed, but the sewage bilge pump was destroyed by the loose nickels. Having no spare pump I proceeded to call around to the local bilge pump distributors and to my dismay... |
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uthminsta
1000+ Penny Miser Member
USA
1872 Posts |
Posted - 12/30/2009 : 21:22:08
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got home from the credit union with a smile on my face. One of the rolls of nickels had a buffalo on the end. But, oh my god, what is that? There's something alive in there! The banging around on the sides of the bag that the rolls are in is LOUD... I carefully peek inside the bag and there is a huge brown moth fluttering around in there. This thing must have at least a six-inch wingspan!!! What is it...what am I to do??? Quickly, I grabbed for a can of Raid, and sprayed the creature. It wasn't a moth after all, it was a Indonesian Vampire Bat, and now it was lunging at me. Apparently, the Raid had done little more than infuriate it. It got out of the bag and flew into the running submarine engine I was modifying for my trip to Atlantis. I grabbed the nearest weapon available- the bag of nickels, and went after the bat before it sucked the engine's blood. Fortunatly the engine was unharmed, but the sewage bilge pump was destroyed by the loose nickels. Having no spare pump I proceeded to call around to the local bilge pump distributors and to my dismay...
I found that all but one of them was off at the "bilge pump nationals" until after the new year. |
Come to the new and improved realcent: http://realcent.org
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oober
1000+ Penny Miser Member
USA
1304 Posts |
Posted - 12/30/2009 : 21:29:47
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got home from the credit union with a smile on my face. One of the rolls of nickels had a buffalo on the end. But, oh my god, what is that? There's something alive in there! The banging around on the sides of the bag that the rolls are in is LOUD... I carefully peek inside the bag and there is a huge brown moth fluttering around in there. This thing must have at least a six-inch wingspan!!! What is it...what am I to do??? Quickly, I grabbed for a can of Raid, and sprayed the creature. It wasn't a moth after all, it was a Indonesian Vampire Bat, and now it was lunging at me. Apparently, the Raid had done little more than infuriate it. It got out of the bag and flew into the running submarine engine I was modifying for my trip to Atlantis. I grabbed the nearest weapon available- the bag of nickels, and went after the bat before it sucked the engine's blood. Fortunatly the engine was unharmed, but the sewage bilge pump was destroyed by the loose nickels. Having no spare pump I proceeded to call around to the local bilge pump distributors and to my dismay...
I found that all but one of them was off at the "bilge pump nationals" until after the new year. Without the part available I thought to myself. " How will I ever..." |
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wolvesdad
1000+ Penny Miser Member
USA
2164 Posts |
Posted - 12/30/2009 : 21:40:50
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got home from the credit union with a smile on my face. One of the rolls of nickels had a buffalo on the end. But, oh my god, what is that? There's something alive in there! The banging around on the sides of the bag that the rolls are in is LOUD... I carefully peek inside the bag and there is a huge brown moth fluttering around in there. This thing must have at least a six-inch wingspan!!! What is it...what am I to do??? Quickly, I grabbed for a can of Raid, and sprayed the creature. It wasn't a moth after all, it was a Indonesian Vampire Bat, and now it was lunging at me. Apparently, the Raid had done little more than infuriate it. It got out of the bag and flew into the running submarine engine I was modifying for my trip to Atlantis. I grabbed the nearest weapon available- the bag of nickels, and went after the bat before it sucked the engine's blood. Fortunatly the engine was unharmed, but the sewage bilge pump was destroyed by the loose nickels. Having no spare pump I proceeded to call around to the local bilge pump distributors and to my dismay...
I found that all but one of them was off at the "bilge pump nationals" until after the new year. Without the part available I thought to myself. " How will I ever get the Realcent members to believe me that the Atlantians treasure copper like we do gold, if I can't go there and bring back a sample of their coinage." |
"May your percentages ever increase!" |
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oober
1000+ Penny Miser Member
USA
1304 Posts |
Posted - 12/30/2009 : 23:02:50
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got home from the credit union with a smile on my face. One of the rolls of nickels had a buffalo on the end. But, oh my god, what is that? There's something alive in there! The banging around on the sides of the bag that the rolls are in is LOUD... I carefully peek inside the bag and there is a huge brown moth fluttering around in there. This thing must have at least a six-inch wingspan!!! What is it...what am I to do??? Quickly, I grabbed for a can of Raid, and sprayed the creature. It wasn't a moth after all, it was a Indonesian Vampire Bat, and now it was lunging at me. Apparently, the Raid had done little more than infuriate it. It got out of the bag and flew into the running submarine engine I was modifying for my trip to Atlantis. I grabbed the nearest weapon available- the bag of nickels, and went after the bat before it sucked the engine's blood. Fortunatly the engine was unharmed, but the sewage bilge pump was destroyed by the loose nickels. Having no spare pump I proceeded to call around to the local bilge pump distributors and to my dismay...
I found that all but one of them was off at the "bilge pump nationals" until after the new year. Without the part available I thought to myself. " How will I ever get the Realcent members to believe me that the Atlantians treasure copper like we do gold, if I can't go there and bring back a sample of their coinage, I will be the laughing stock of the Realcent hoarding cartel".
Hoarders like myself always have a secondary plan, we truly believe in creativity before capital, so with my trusty Rydale, some scrap Aluminum cans, and a bag of nickels.... |
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hobo finds
Penny Hoarding Member
838 Posts |
Posted - 12/30/2009 : 23:40:36
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got home from the credit union with a smile on my face. One of the rolls of nickels had a buffalo on the end. But, oh my god, what is that? There's something alive in there! The banging around on the sides of the bag that the rolls are in is LOUD... I carefully peek inside the bag and there is a huge brown moth fluttering around in there. This thing must have at least a six-inch wingspan!!! What is it...what am I to do??? Quickly, I grabbed for a can of Raid, and sprayed the creature. It wasn't a moth after all, it was a Indonesian Vampire Bat, and now it was lunging at me. Apparently, the Raid had done little more than infuriate it. It got out of the bag and flew into the running submarine engine I was modifying for my trip to Atlantis. I grabbed the nearest weapon available- the bag of nickels, and went after the bat before it sucked the engine's blood. Fortunatly the engine was unharmed, but the sewage bilge pump was destroyed by the loose nickels. Having no spare pump I proceeded to call around to the local bilge pump distributors and to my dismay...
I found that all but one of them was off at the "bilge pump nationals" until after the new year. Without the part available I thought to myself. " How will I ever get the Realcent members to believe me that the Atlantians treasure copper like we do gold, if I can't go there and bring back a sample of their coinage, I will be the laughing stock of the Realcent hoarding cartel".
Hoarders like myself always have a secondary plan, we truly believe in creativity before capital, so with my trusty Rydale, some scrap Aluminum cans, and a bag of nickels and 10,950 feet of copper pipe I found along the road... |
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redneck
1000+ Penny Miser Member
1273 Posts |
Posted - 12/31/2009 : 02:13:10
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I found that all but one of them was off at the "bilge pump nationals" until after the new year. Without the part available I thought to myself. " How will I ever get the Realcent members to believe me that the Atlantians treasure copper like we do gold, if I can't go there and bring back a sample of their coinage, I will be the laughing stock of the Realcent hoarding cartel".
Hoarders like myself always have a secondary plan, we truly believe in creativity before capital, so with my trusty Rydale, some scrap Aluminum cans, and a bag of nickels and 10,950 feet of copper pipe I found along the road.
I was able to cobble together a patent pending device called
"The Super Sucker". |
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wolvesdad
1000+ Penny Miser Member
USA
2164 Posts |
Posted - 12/31/2009 : 09:46:12
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I found that all but one of them was off at the "bilge pump nationals" until after the new year. Without the part available I thought to myself. " How will I ever get the Realcent members to believe me that the Atlantians treasure copper like we do gold, if I can't go there and bring back a sample of their coinage, I will be the laughing stock of the Realcent hoarding cartel".
Hoarders like myself always have a secondary plan, we truly believe in creativity before capital, so with my trusty Rydale, some scrap Aluminum cans, and a bag of nickels and 10,950 feet of copper pipe I found along the road.
I was able to cobble together a patent pending device called
"The Super Sucker". I quickly installed the device in my submarine and set off directly for Atlantis.
Unfortunately, upon arrival, I learned that the current Atlantians were really the grandchildren of barbaric oceanic pirates. They robbed me of all the copper cents I had brought along for barter, as well as the 10,950 feet of copper pipe from my 'Super Sucker' (patent pending). |
"May your percentages ever increase!" |
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Market Harmony
1000+ Penny Miser Member
USA
1274 Posts |
Posted - 12/31/2009 : 13:17:50
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I got home from the credit union with a smile on my face. One of the rolls of nickels had a buffalo on the end. But, oh my god, what is that? There's something alive in there! The banging around on the sides of the bag that the rolls are in is LOUD... I carefully peek inside the bag and there is a huge brown moth fluttering around in there. This thing must have at least a six-inch wingspan!!! What is it...what am I to do??? Quickly, I grabbed for a can of Raid, and sprayed the creature. It wasn't a moth after all, it was a Indonesian Vampire Bat, and now it was lunging at me. Apparently, the Raid had done little more than infuriate it. It got out of the bag and flew into the running submarine engine I was modifying for my trip to Atlantis. I grabbed the nearest weapon available- the bag of nickels, and went after the bat before it sucked the engine's blood.
Fortunatly the engine was unharmed, but the sewage bilge pump was destroyed by the loose nickels. Having no spare pump I proceeded to call around to the local bilge pump distributors and to my dismay I found that all but one of them was off at the "bilge pump nationals" until after the new year.
Without the part available I thought to myself, "How will I ever get the Realcent members to believe me that the Atlantians treasure copper like we do gold? If I can't go there and bring back a sample of their coinage, I will be the laughing stock of the Realcent hoarding cartel."
Hoarders like myself always have a secondary plan, we truly believe in creativity before capital, so with my trusty Rydale, some scrap Aluminum cans, and a bag of nickels and 10,950 feet of copper pipe I found along the road.
I was able to cobble together a patent pending device called, "The Super Sucker". I quickly installed the device in my submarine and set off directly for Atlantis.
Unfortunately, upon arrival, I learned that the current Atlantians were really the grandchildren of barbaric oceanic pirates. They robbed me of all the copper cents I had brought along for barter, as well as the 10,950 feet of copper pipe from my 'Super Sucker' (patent pending). After clandestinely sneaking away from the barbarians while they counted my copper and divided it amoungst the leaders, I stumbled my way back to my sub for the rest of the nickels.
Sans bilge pump, the sub was unacceptable for return transport. I commandeered a fishing dory with the name "Verboten" scribbled on the side from a drunken scallywag. Feeling ashamed of the thievery, I pulled out a few rolls of nickels from my bag and left it beside the inibreated lout. It wasn't until Atlantis slipped over the horizon when I realized that the roll with the buffalo showing at the end was no longer there... |
goto the new and improved realcent: http://realcent.org |
Edited by - Market Harmony on 12/31/2009 13:22:19 |
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oober
1000+ Penny Miser Member
USA
1304 Posts |
Posted - 12/31/2009 : 19:32:05
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I got home from the credit union with a smile on my face. One of the rolls of nickels had a buffalo on the end. But, oh my god, what is that? There's something alive in there! The banging around on the sides of the bag that the rolls are in is LOUD... I carefully peek inside the bag and there is a huge brown moth fluttering around in there. This thing must have at least a six-inch wingspan!!! What is it...what am I to do??? Quickly, I grabbed for a can of Raid, and sprayed the creature. It wasn't a moth after all, it was a Indonesian Vampire Bat, and now it was lunging at me. Apparently, the Raid had done little more than infuriate it. It got out of the bag and flew into the running submarine engine I was modifying for my trip to Atlantis. I grabbed the nearest weapon available- the bag of nickels, and went after the bat before it sucked the engine's blood.
Fortunatly the engine was unharmed, but the sewage bilge pump was destroyed by the loose nickels. Having no spare pump I proceeded to call around to the local bilge pump distributors and to my dismay I found that all but one of them was off at the "bilge pump nationals" until after the new year.
Without the part available I thought to myself, "How will I ever get the Realcent members to believe me that the Atlantians treasure copper like we do gold? If I can't go there and bring back a sample of their coinage, I will be the laughing stock of the Realcent hoarding cartel."
Hoarders like myself always have a secondary plan, we truly believe in creativity before capital, so with my trusty Rydale, some scrap Aluminum cans, and a bag of nickels and 10,950 feet of copper pipe I found along the road.
I was able to cobble together a patent pending device called, "The Super Sucker". I quickly installed the device in my submarine and set off directly for Atlantis.
Unfortunately, upon arrival, I learned that the current Atlantians were really the grandchildren of barbaric oceanic pirates. They robbed me of all the copper cents I had brought along for barter, as well as the 10,950 feet of copper pipe from my 'Super Sucker' (patent pending). After clandestinely sneaking away from the barbarians while they counted my copper and divided it amoungst the leaders, I stumbled my way back to my sub for the rest of the nickels.
Sans bilge pump, the sub was unacceptable for return transport. I commandeered a fishing dory with the name "Verboten" scribbled on the side from a drunken scallywag. Feeling ashamed of the thievery, I pulled out a few rolls of nickels from my bag and left it beside the inibreated lout. It wasn't until Atlantis slipped over the horizon when I realized that the roll with the buffalo showing at the end was no longer there.
"AHHH" I screamed. "How can I get that roll back" I muttered as I contemplated my options. Then a light bulb went off in my head and I.... |
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Market Harmony
1000+ Penny Miser Member
USA
1274 Posts |
Posted - 01/01/2010 : 10:07:11
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I got home from the credit union with a smile on my face. One of the rolls of nickels had a buffalo on the end. But, oh my god, what is that? There's something alive in there! The banging around on the sides of the bag that the rolls are in is LOUD... I carefully peek inside the bag and there is a huge brown moth fluttering around in there. This thing must have at least a six-inch wingspan!!! What is it...what am I to do??? Quickly, I grabbed for a can of Raid, and sprayed the creature. It wasn't a moth after all, it was a Indonesian Vampire Bat, and now it was lunging at me. Apparently, the Raid had done little more than infuriate it. It got out of the bag and flew into the running submarine engine I was modifying for my trip to Atlantis. I grabbed the nearest weapon available- the bag of nickels, and went after the bat before it sucked the engine's blood.
Fortunatly the engine was unharmed, but the sewage bilge pump was destroyed by the loose nickels. Having no spare pump I proceeded to call around to the local bilge pump distributors and to my dismay I found that all but one of them was off at the "bilge pump nationals" until after the new year.
Without the part available I thought to myself, "How will I ever get the Realcent members to believe me that the Atlantians treasure copper like we do gold? If I can't go there and bring back a sample of their coinage, I will be the laughing stock of the Realcent hoarding cartel."
Hoarders like myself always have a secondary plan, we truly believe in creativity before capital, so with my trusty Rydale, some scrap Aluminum cans, and a bag of nickels and 10,950 feet of copper pipe I found along the road.
I was able to cobble together a patent pending device called, "The Super Sucker". I quickly installed the device in my submarine and set off directly for Atlantis.
Unfortunately, upon arrival, I learned that the current Atlantians were really the grandchildren of barbaric oceanic pirates. They robbed me of all the copper cents I had brought along for barter, as well as the 10,950 feet of copper pipe from my 'Super Sucker' (patent pending). After clandestinely sneaking away from the barbarians while they counted my copper and divided it amoungst the leaders, I stumbled my way back to my sub for the rest of the nickels.
Sans bilge pump, the sub was unacceptable for return transport. I commandeered a fishing dory with the name "Verboten" scribbled on the side from a drunken scallywag. Feeling ashamed of the thievery, I pulled out a few rolls of nickels from my bag and left it beside the inibreated lout. It wasn't until Atlantis slipped over the horizon when I realized that the roll with the buffalo showing at the end was no longer there.
"AHHH" I screamed. "How can I get that roll back" I muttered as I contemplated my options. Then a light bulb went off in my head and I tugged on the rudder to turn the dory around. I was going to need a net full of fish and some booze to barter with that drunk back on Atlantis. With the nets trolling behind, I began to think of how I was going to get some barter booze when I remembered a realcent forum post... |
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