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TenBears
Penny Hoarding Member
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 Posted - 07/01/2008 : 10:06:21
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This is getting shameful. Everyone knows that those infected with the wild Indian pathogen develop an instinct to gather and perform the naked, feathered fired dance prepatory to scouring the wilds for wild Indians. Then, after performing their searches they fall in a big naked and feathered heap together, exhausted, from their long night of naked dancing and searching, naked dancing and searching.
But, now, it has gone too far. Apparently, in an effort to attract more male members, certain persons of the Wild Indian Cult ("WIC" for short) have taken to posting pictures of their more attractive female members on this site. And not only that, but these pictures are being taken in a total state of undress, as these nubile females prepare for the naked, feathered fire dance. I cannot fault the WIC for the model specimens chosen. Indeed, these young Aphrodites seem most willing to please and perform any number of dances. But, this blatant use of sex to market membership in the WIC must be put to an end.
Simply put, there is no way for the Rational Thinkers to compete with such a marketing strategy. (Furthermore, I want to be able to visit this site without risk of opening something that might be considered offensive by others in my office.) Administrators and moderators, please put an end to the WIC's offensive marketing strategy.
Respectfully,
Tex
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"Rich," the Old Man said dreamily, "is not baying after what you can't have. Rich is having the time to do what you want to do. Rich is a little whiskey to drink and some food to eat and a roof over your head and a fish pole and a boat and a gun and a dollar for a box of shells. Rich is not owing any money to anybody, and not spending what you haven't got." Robert Ruark
there are too wild Indians...
there are too wild Indians...
there are too wild Indians...-----still taunted
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HoardCopperByTheTon
Administrator
USA
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Posted - 07/01/2008 : 10:37:31
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No member of the WIC needs to post such things to attract/distract the male members of this group. The beauty of the featered liberties we are so easily able to find is enough.
I appreciate the several members that have alerted me and the other moderators about the cretons that have been trying to sneak under the edge of the teepee though. This helps keep this site free of all the spam and smut that infects several other sites. Together we can keep this site the wonderful place that attracted each of us in the first place.  |
If your percentages are low.. just sort more. If your percentages are high.. just sort more.
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Kurr
Penny Collector Member
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Posted - 07/01/2008 : 10:48:15
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I agree shameful indeed it is. Now having just found my SECOND Indian head I can tell you that my modesty will not allow me to perform this so called Naked Feathered Indian Dance, even were it to be performed in absolute solitude. I do not doubt the existence of The Dance itself, and would be curios to know how Mr. Tenbears/Texascattlerancher would know the details so intricately. Perhaps this multiple personality disorder should be more closely examined! 
Mr. Tenbears then goes on to say that we in the Wild Indian Cult have somehow placed this here to increase our luck. I would have to offer my rebuttal to this accusation as evidense to the contrary. We need no dances, and certainly not any maketing campaign. Now those who do not believe in the existance of Wild Indians will do anything to mock us and I believe that is what this is. A blatent attempt by the Rational Thinkers to bismirch our good name, and cast distractions upon our ability to search and find the Wild Indians. Not only that but I propose that the Rational Thinkers Club Have somehow hired these maidens to perform acts of perversion to mock the very ancestors of the Indians we so admire and long for. Perhaps it is through this act of mockery they wish to drive the Wild Indians away, or to lead our brave searchers off the path of our efforts to wallow in the trough of hedonism.
I do not appreciate this slander upon our group and would like the blame to lay squarely where it should. If it be the Indian Cult doing this, we would surely see their names in our thread. If these cannot be found, then I would insist it to be the Rational Thinkers, since members are with them through default until a belief in the Wild Indian is expressed. We clearly cannot have our younger members of the cult subjected to this kind of distraction.
I agree with Mr. Tenbears, this tactic needs to be halted with all due haste. |
A number of people are educated beyond, sometimes way beyond, their intelligence. - Tenbears
Democracy is three wolves and two sheep voting on whats for dinner.
Freedom is armed sheep contesting the vote. |
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misteroman
Moderator
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Flbandit
Penny Collector Member
USA
356 Posts |
Posted - 07/01/2008 : 20:30:32
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| No wonder I haven't found any Indians. But, now I've seen the way! (I'm just glad no-one was reading along with me when I saw the light!) |
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fb101
Penny Collector Member
USA
491 Posts |
Posted - 07/01/2008 : 22:05:11
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| I thought that was the silver dance. Rats! Now I know why my silver hoard isn't growing. |
A taxpayer voting for Obama is like a chicken voting for Frank Perdue |
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TenBears
Penny Hoarding Member
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Posted - 07/01/2008 : 22:17:10
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just found my SECOND Indian
Well, that's just rubbing it in. And, we Rational Thinkers don't believe you when you say you don't do the dance. You might not know it however. Scientists who study the WIC have observed a very high state of euphoria produced in those performing the dance, especially after they have allegedly found their second Indian. This euphoria, in turn, can lead to brief losses of memory.
(Thank you to the admins and mods who are policing our little copper haven.) |
"Rich," the Old Man said dreamily, "is not baying after what you can't have. Rich is having the time to do what you want to do. Rich is a little whiskey to drink and some food to eat and a roof over your head and a fish pole and a boat and a gun and a dollar for a box of shells. Rich is not owing any money to anybody, and not spending what you haven't got." Robert Ruark
there are too wild Indians...
there are too wild Indians...
there are too wild Indians...-----still taunted
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misteroman
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norcal
Penny Pincher Member
USA
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Posted - 07/03/2008 : 14:26:38
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The person posting those nasty pics is now claiming that he can do the dance "all night long".
Is that a roll of Indian Heads I see in his Speedos?
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Delawhere Jack
Penny Pincher Member
USA
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Posted - 07/03/2008 : 16:42:33
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Originally posted by norcal
The person posting those nasty pics is now claiming that he can do the dance "all night long".
Is that a roll of Indian Heads I see in his Speedos?
Probably zincers..... |
"Can the liberties of a nation be sure when we remove their only firm basis, a conviction in the minds of the people, that these liberties are a gift from God?" - Thomas Jefferson |
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fb101
Penny Collector Member
USA
491 Posts |
Posted - 07/03/2008 : 17:59:34
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| half a roll. |
A taxpayer voting for Obama is like a chicken voting for Frank Perdue |
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norcal
Penny Pincher Member
USA
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Posted - 07/03/2008 : 18:32:31
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| Ok, so its a half roll of zincers with an Indian Head showing. |
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Ponce
Penny Pincher Member
Cuba
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Posted - 07/04/2008 : 11:47:16
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| Boy oh boy, I really must be living deep in the woods of Oregon because this is the first time that I have read anything about this WIC. |
"If you don't hold it, you don't own it"...Ponce |
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TenBears
Penny Hoarding Member
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Posted - 07/04/2008 : 21:57:21
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Originally posted by Ponce
Boy oh boy, I really must be living deep in the woods of Oregon because this is the first time that I have read anything about this WIC.
Read Knibloe's complete Indian Head thread, the Rational Thinkers Only Club thread, and the Texcattlerancher is now Tenbears thread. You will then be up to spead on the fantastic habits and beliefs of the wild Indian Cult.
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"Rich," the Old Man said dreamily, "is not baying after what you can't have. Rich is having the time to do what you want to do. Rich is a little whiskey to drink and some food to eat and a roof over your head and a fish pole and a boat and a gun and a dollar for a box of shells. Rich is not owing any money to anybody, and not spending what you haven't got." Robert Ruark
there are too wild Indians...
there are too wild Indians...
there are too wild Indians...-----still taunted
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knibloe
Penny Collector Member
USA
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Posted - 07/04/2008 : 23:40:45
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| I lived in Chile for two years. Whenever one of the other gringos and I say something that we just couldn't understand, we would liik at eachother and say "WIC" and shake our heads. Back then it meant "We're in Chile". That was the reason for anyting that didn't make sense. |
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Wild Indian Cult and Their "Dance"
