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CopperPenny
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 Posted - 05/31/2008 : 19:09:46
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QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME!
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Can you cry under water?
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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
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Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
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Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
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What disease did cured ham actually have?
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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
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Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
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Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
They're going to see you naked anyway.
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Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
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Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?
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If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!
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If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
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Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
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nckt
Penny Collector Member
USA
304 Posts |
Posted - 05/31/2008 : 19:46:23
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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from
i like that one haha |
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jpf231
Penny Collector Member
USA
340 Posts |
Posted - 06/01/2008 : 07:51:05
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| How did fish acquire a taste for worms? Fish live under water and worms in the ground. How did this happen? Bill Engvall - Blue Collar comedian. |
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norcal
Penny Pincher Member
USA
106 Posts |
Posted - 06/01/2008 : 11:09:08
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Now try saying corn oil 10 ten times, fast.
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Edited by - norcal on 06/01/2008 11:09:43 |
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HoardCopperByTheTon
Administrator
USA
3603 Posts |
Posted - 06/01/2008 : 11:41:11
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| If cats like to eat mice.. why isn't there mouse flavored cat food? |
If your percentages are low.. just sort more. If your percentages are high.. just sort more.
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kieblera5
Penny Collector Member
USA
334 Posts |
Posted - 06/01/2008 : 13:35:23
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Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
My hoard! |
Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.
Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and then beat you mercilessly with experience.
An Obama nation is an abomination.
There's more money in one cent than in a dollar bill. |
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Centsearcher
Penny Sorter Member
USA
97 Posts |
Posted - 06/01/2008 : 14:35:11
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I'd like to see a hearse with a corpse in the carpool lane and then a policeman with enough gonads to pull it over.
Great questions, I used to have a shirt with questions like this listed all over it... |
--Misplaced Numismatist--
Vote your conscience: Vote Ron Paul
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Edited by - Centsearcher on 06/01/2008 14:36:27 |
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Flbandit
Penny Collector Member
USA
428 Posts |
Posted - 06/01/2008 : 17:36:56
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| Busted! I was singing the alphabet song! |
Are you throwing that out? |
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knibloe
Penny Hoarding Member
USA
537 Posts |
Posted - 06/01/2008 : 20:22:04
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Thanks for the laugh. My wife didn't think that some of them were so funny. She thinks we are twisted.
I say better us than our pennies. |
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