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Nickelless
Moderator
USA
4393 Posts |
 Posted - 10/30/2009 : 07:21:49
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I just got this in my e-mail and laughed my Bin Laden off:
YOU MAY BE TALIBAN IF:
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
2. You own a £3,000 machine gun and £5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth.
4. You wipe your backside with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against..
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
8. You were amazed to discover that mobile phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one..
10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.
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JobIII
Penny Collector Member
USA
464 Posts |
Posted - 10/30/2009 : 14:06:11
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| Pretty offensive... But hey you're american, enough said. |
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Nickelless
Moderator
USA
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Neckro
1000+ Penny Miser Member
Saudi Arabia
1595 Posts |
Posted - 10/30/2009 : 15:09:52
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| Twist it around, and remove a few lines, and you got the good old red neck here in the US. |
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Nickelless
Moderator
USA
4393 Posts |
Posted - 10/30/2009 : 15:52:52
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Aw, screw it, just kill a few more Americans over in Afghanistan and Pakistan so we can keep peace with the Taliban. Maybe our troops will win a Nobel Peace Prize if they let more of our people get killed.
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country_bumpkin
Penny Sorter Member
USA
57 Posts |
Posted - 10/30/2009 : 15:56:52
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In defence of Nickelless, the monetary amounts were listed in POUNDS, not Dollars, and "backside" is a Brit term.
YOU MAY BE REDNECK IF:
1. You make crystal meth for a living, but you have a moral objection to marijuana.
2. You own a $20,000 pickup truck, but you can't afford shoes.
3. You have more ex-wives than teeth.
4. You think vests come in two styles: camoflage and wedding.
5. You can't think of anyone who hasn't chewed tobacco..
6. You consider toothpaste dangerous.
7. You were amazed to discover mobile phones.
8. You have nothing against women and think every man should divorce at least one..
9. You've always had a crush on your brother's daughter.
See? That oughta make the easily offended happy.
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“He who goes a-borrowing, goes a-sorrowing.”
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beauanderos
Penny Collector Member
USA
396 Posts |
Posted - 10/30/2009 : 16:38:26
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You may be a RealCenter if
You hoard precious metals and shun the dollar.
You own 3 Ryedale’s a Mach 7 and CS10 but can’t afford shoes.
You’ve removed the gold crowns from your own teeth.
You wear gloves to sort copper but shake hands with strangers.
You invest in silver and divest fiat.
You’ve declared jihad on the FED.
You don’t trust anything in the media but swear by realcent posts.
You don’t have a cell phone because that’s an extra 5000 pennies a month.
You have nothing against women as long as they return the zincs.
You have a crush on the nearsighted hunchback teller with bad acne who saves silver for you.
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Hoard now and hold on!
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JobIII
Penny Collector Member
USA
464 Posts |
Posted - 10/30/2009 : 16:50:00
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quote:
Originally posted by Nickelless
Um, dude, do you even read the newspaper to see what kind of murder and mayhem the Taliban commits? I'd think that's much more offensive.
I'm not saying what they do is right. I'm saying continuing negative views towards people never helps solve anything. I don't see much of a difference between being offensive and really offensive.
I know i'm over reacting here, but a Mod should perhaps be more respectful to other groups of people.
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NotABigDeal
1000+ Penny Miser Member
USA
3251 Posts |
Posted - 10/30/2009 : 16:56:48
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Originally posted by JobIII
Pretty offensive... But hey you're american, enough said.
And you are a joke. Realisim sucks sometimes huh?
Deal |
Gun control is like trying to reduce drunk driving by making it harder for sober people to own cars.
If you want peace, prepare for war. |
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NotABigDeal
1000+ Penny Miser Member
USA
3251 Posts |
Posted - 10/30/2009 : 16:58:38
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quote:
Originally posted by beauanderos
You may be a RealCenter if
You hoard precious metals and shun the dollar.
You own 3 Ryedale’s a Mach 7 and CS10 but can’t afford shoes.
You’ve removed the gold crowns from your own teeth.
You wear gloves to sort copper but shake hands with strangers.
You invest in silver and divest fiat.
You’ve declared jihad on the FED.
You don’t trust anything in the media but swear by realcent posts.
You don’t have a cell phone because that’s an extra 5000 pennies a month.
You have nothing against women as long as they return the zincs.
You have a crush on the nearsighted hunchback teller with bad acne who saves silver for you.
Funny. Nice list.
Deal |
Gun control is like trying to reduce drunk driving by making it harder for sober people to own cars.
If you want peace, prepare for war. |
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NotABigDeal
1000+ Penny Miser Member
USA
3251 Posts |
Posted - 10/30/2009 : 17:01:21
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quote:
Originally posted by JobIII
quote:
Originally posted by Nickelless
Um, dude, do you even read the newspaper to see what kind of murder and mayhem the Taliban commits? I'd think that's much more offensive.
I'm not saying what they do is right. I'm saying continuing negative views towards people never helps solve anything. I don't see much of a difference between being offensive and really offensive.
I know i'm over reacting here, but a Mod should perhaps be more respectful to other groups of people.
Just because he, or anyone is a mod, doesn't mean they can't have a since of humor or opinion. Maybe it would make you happy if someone edited his post? More censorship make you happy as well? Gee whiz....
Deal |
Gun control is like trying to reduce drunk driving by making it harder for sober people to own cars.
If you want peace, prepare for war. |
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NotABigDeal
1000+ Penny Miser Member
USA
3251 Posts |
Posted - 10/30/2009 : 17:04:08
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Fellow members:
Please be respectful to all people, even terrorists. After all, they have feelings too....
Deal
p.s. Four posts in a row, hehe. |
Gun control is like trying to reduce drunk driving by making it harder for sober people to own cars.
If you want peace, prepare for war. |
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No82s
Penny Pincher Member
USA
129 Posts |
Posted - 10/30/2009 : 17:22:16
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| Sensitivity training, thats the ticket :) |
The difference between an optimist and a pessimist is that the pessimist is better informed. |
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El Dee
Penny Collector Member
USA
394 Posts |
Posted - 10/30/2009 : 17:30:01
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*HUGS*
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Trust the government? Ask an Indian. |
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fb101
Moderator
USA
2241 Posts |
Posted - 10/30/2009 : 17:33:24
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Why can't we all just get along???
Nice post Nickeless. |
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billo
Penny Pincher Member
122 Posts |
Posted - 10/30/2009 : 18:56:03
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| Let's have a little respect for others! Never judge people, everyone is good. Hey, no, don't blow that up, hold on there... |
That's not a dollar, mate...THIS is a dollar.
http://www.sendcongressapinkslip.com/ |
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Nickelless
Moderator
USA
4393 Posts |
Posted - 10/30/2009 : 23:45:04
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quote:
Originally posted by JobIII
quote:
Originally posted by Nickelless
Um, dude, do you even read the newspaper to see what kind of murder and mayhem the Taliban commits? I'd think that's much more offensive.
I'm not saying what they do is right. I'm saying continuing negative views towards people never helps solve anything. I don't see much of a difference between being offensive and really offensive.
I know i'm over reacting here, but a Mod should perhaps be more respectful to other groups of people.
I'm sorry if I offended any Taliban sympathizers who visit this board.</sarcasm>
Seriously, dude, there's nothing positive about the Taliban. Nothing. Nada. Zilch. What good could possibly be said about a group that kills women, dispatches suicide bombers and forces people to submit to Sharia law under penalty of death if they don't? Maybe we should institute Sharia in the U.S. so they can kill us for disagreeing with them. |
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jadedragon
Administrator
Canada
2819 Posts |
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HoardCopperByTheTon
Administrator
USA
5250 Posts |
Posted - 10/31/2009 : 00:40:32
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quote:
Originally posted by beauanderos
You may be a RealCenter if
You hoard precious metals and shun the dollar.
You own 3 Ryedale’s a Mach 7 and CS10 but can’t afford shoes.
You’ve removed the gold crowns from your own teeth.
You wear gloves to sort copper but shake hands with strangers.
You invest in silver and divest fiat.
You’ve declared jihad on the FED.
You don’t trust anything in the media but swear by realcent posts.
You don’t have a cell phone because that’s an extra 5000 pennies a month.
You have nothing against women as long as they return the zincs.
You have a crush on the nearsighted hunchback teller with bad acne who saves silver for you.
Hitting pretty close to home here. For the record.. I have OJ shoes.. Bruno Maglis.  |
If your percentages are low.. just sort more. If your percentages are high.. just sort more.
Let me see if I understand this? If you cross the North Korean border illegally, you get 12 years hard labor; the Iranian border illegally you are detained indefinitely. If you cross the US border illegally, you get a driver’s license, a social security card, welfare, food stamps, free health care!
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Neckro
1000+ Penny Miser Member
Saudi Arabia
1595 Posts |
Posted - 10/31/2009 : 00:55:03
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| The US is no better with it's vast foreign empire, with troops in nearly every country on this planet. We hate them, they hate us. There isn't just 1 Tali-ban, there are multiple structures with their own leaderships, rules, laws. The US groups them all into one. |
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beauanderos
Penny Collector Member
USA
396 Posts |
 Posted - 10/31/2009 : 10:54:51
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For the record.. I have OJ shoes.. Bruno Maglis.
Oh, this is perfect... too hard to resist
"If the shoe fits, wear it!" |
Hoard now and hold on!
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Edited by - beauanderos on 11/01/2009 11:37:32 |
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Ponce
Penny Collector Member
Cuba
407 Posts |
Posted - 11/01/2009 : 12:04:04
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I wonder what the Taliban think about us........... they know what we think and they don't like it and that's why they are killing us.
By the way Nick.........I like them all (and is true) but for number 10. |
"If you don't hold it, you don't own it"...Ponce |
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wholelottabon
Penny Sorter Member
USA
73 Posts |
Posted - 11/01/2009 : 17:24:18
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back in the civil war the billy yanks were asking a captured johnny reb why he was fighting. It was clear to them that the johnny reb owned no slaves so why should he fight this rich man's war. Johnny Reb told them quite simply "cause you're down here". Do you understand johnny reb's point?
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Democrats + Republicans = Gambino's + Gotti's |
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Nickelless
Moderator
USA
4393 Posts |
Posted - 11/01/2009 : 20:10:33
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quote:
Originally posted by wholelottabon
back in the civil war the billy yanks were asking a captured johnny reb why he was fighting. It was clear to them that the johnny reb owned no slaves so why should he fight this rich man's war. Johnny Reb told them quite simply "cause you're down here". Do you understand johnny reb's point?
Sure, but did the Civil War have suicide bombers who purposely blew up women and children and killed anyone who wouldn't switch sides in the war? |
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jonflyfish
Penny Hoarding Member
USA
551 Posts |
Posted - 11/01/2009 : 20:54:53
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Some of the reactions to the original post show an interesting sampling of society.
No wonder half of the nation wants to teach their kids songs to praise Barrack Hussein Obama (Stalinist propaganda) while the other half prefers the national anthem. |
The first panacea for a mismanaged nation is inflation of the currency; second is war. Both bring a temporary (and false) prosperity; both bring a permanent ruin. But both are the refuge of political and economic opportunities. |
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wholelottabon
Penny Sorter Member
USA
73 Posts |
Posted - 11/01/2009 : 20:59:43
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well you had Grant throwing shells into Vicksburg forcing women and children into underground dugouts to survive...how many were killed who knows?
There was Sheridan rolling through the Shenandoah valley burning the homes of the women and children and killing their hogs and chickens. How many were killed who knows?
Sherman marching through Georgia with the intention of making it howl. Rolling through the south cutting a path of destruction for miles and miles. Do you really think there was no rape and murder committed by some of the more "wild" troops? And noboby knows how many women and children were killed when he shelled Atlanta.
Federal troops in New York city shooting down civilians who did not want to submit to the draft.
Now in this day and age we have people in the Sudan mutilating the genitalia of little girls and practicing slavery? When do we go into the Sudan?
We have the Chinese killing their citizens when they gather to protest? When do we go into China?
We have Suadia Arabia teaching their wahabi islam and their citizens flying planes into our buildings? When do we go into Saudia Arabia?
We have North Korea brainwashing an entire country and subjecting them to mass starvation with their policies? When do we finish what the UN started 50 years ago?
We have the chaos of Somalia. When do we go back to Somalia and restore order for the unfortunate women and children of that country?
Just exactly how many American women and children have been killed at the hands of the Taliban?
We will never bring peace to Afganistan...just ask the russians.
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