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hobo finds
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 Posted - 11/05/2009 : 21:29:32
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Nickelless
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rockdude
New Member
USA
21 Posts |
Posted - 11/07/2009 : 11:58:58
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The Pastor's Ass
>
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> The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and
> it won.
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> The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey
> that he entered it in the
> race
> again and it won again.
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> The local paper read:
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> PASTOR'S
> ASS OUT FRONT.
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> The Bishop was so upset with this kind
> of
> publicity that he ordered
> the
> Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
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> The next day the local paper headline
> read:
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> BISHOP
> SCRATCHES
> PASTOR'S
> ASS.
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> This was too much for the Bishop so he
> ordered the Pastor to get
> rid
> of the donkey.
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> The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a
> nearby convent.
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> The local paper, hearing of the news, posted
> the following headline
> the
> next day:
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> NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
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> The Bishop fainted.
>
> He informed the Nun that she would have to
> get rid of the donkey so
> she
> sold it to a farmer for $10.
> The next day the paper read:
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> NUN
> SELLS ASS FOR $10.
>
> This was too much for the Bishop so he
> ordered the Nun to buy back
> the
> donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run
> wild.
>
> The next day the headlines read:
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> NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND
> FREE.
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> The Bishop was buried the next day.
>
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> The moral of the story is . . ... being
> concerned about public opinion
> can
> bring you much grief and misery . . even shorten
> your
> life.
>
>
> So be yourself and enjoy life.
>
>
> Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and
> you'll be a lot happier
> and
> live longer!
>
> Have
> a nice day!
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An artist is somebody who produces things that people don't need to have.
Andy Warhol
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Coinage
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Canada
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redneck
Penny Hoarding Member
894 Posts |
Posted - 11/16/2009 : 08:12:10
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Subject: walking eagle
President BARACK OBAMA was invited to address a major gathering
of the American Indian Nation two weeks ago in upstate New York . HE
spoke for almost an hour on HIS future plans for increasing every
Native American's present standard of living, since he has now
become the President. HE referred to his career as a Senator, how he had signed 'YES' for every Indian issue that came to his desk for approval.
Although President Obama was vague on the details of his plan, he
seemed most enthusiastic about his future ideas for helping his 'red
sisters and brothers'.
At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented Obama with
a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name - "Walking Eagle"
The proud President then departed in his motorcade, waving to the
crowds.
A news reporter later inquired to the group of chiefs of how they
came to select the new name they had given to the President.
They explained that "Walking Eagle" is the name given to a bird so
full of $hit it can no longer fly.
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hobo finds
Penny Pincher Member
224 Posts |
Posted - 11/17/2009 : 17:52:56
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Why can't you take a turkey to church?
Because they use such FOWL language
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Nickelless
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USA
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Posted - 11/17/2009 : 20:18:27
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| A lawyer was cross-examining the doctor about whether or not he had checked the pulse of the deceased before he signed the death certificate. "No," the doctor said. "I did not check his pulse." "And did you listen for a heartbeat?" asked the lawyer. "No I did not," the doctor said. "So," said the lawyer, "when you signed the death certificate, you had not taken steps to make sure he was dead." The doctor said, "Well, let me put it this way. The man's brain was in a jar on my desk but, for all I know, he could be out practicing law somewhere." |
Be prepared...and prepared to help: http://www.survivalblog.com/charity.html
Are you ready spiritually for hard times? http://www.posttribrapture.com |
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Gr33nday43
Penny Hoarding Member
Uzbekistan
884 Posts |
Posted - 11/17/2009 : 20:31:11
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Rand Paul for 2010 KY Senate Race - http://www.randpaul2010.com
HR 1207 - 313 Cosponsors 72% of house
S 604 - 30 Cosponsors 30% of Senate
Audit the Fed amendment has passed committee!
"My friends, we live in the greatest nation in the history of the world.
I hope you'll join with me, as we try to change it." -- His Excellency Barack Hussein 0bama, Head of Government,
Duce of Socialism, and Founder of the Empire.
Alcohol didn't cause the high crime rates of the '20s and '30s, Prohibition did. And drugs do not cause today's alarming crime rates, but drug prohibition does. – US District Judge James C. Paine, addressing the Federal Bar Association in Miami, November, 1991
http://coppermillions.blogspot.com/
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Nickelless
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Just for fun, joke of the day, misc. insanity, etc
